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PRAISE

“I’m so sad Sex Island isn’t a real TV show, because I’d make a fantastic host.” —STEPHEN COLBERT

“Once again the incomparable (and unhinged) Jo Firestone proves that she is damn funny.”—ZIWE

“Bless Jo Firestone’s quiet, mad genius. . . . Hilarious and completely brilliant, [a] bloodstained love-letter to reality-dating television.”—VULTURE

“A delicious debut mystery . . . Both as sharp social satire on the illusions of so-called ‘reality TV’ and as a wickedly funny bit of entertainment on its own, Firestone’s novel is quick, smart, and silly and a great, if temporary, escape from actual reality.”—THE BOSTON GLOBE

“Firestone writes comedy for TV [and] it’s hilariously obvious here. Wear protection while reading (sunscreen, I mean).”—MINNEAPOLIS STAR-TRIBUNE

“A deliciously clever murder mystery drenched in scandal, satire, and sheer fun. Murder on Sex Island is an absolute riot from start to finish. I loved it!”—JOANNA WALLACE

“The perfect combination of three incredibly addictive ingredients: murder, reality television, and Jo Firestone’s brilliant comedic mind. . . . A fun, fast-paced mystery that’s also jam-packed with hard jokes. I laughed out loud so many times reading it. Jo is a genius and my hero—there is truly nothing she cannot do.”—TAYLOR TOMLINSON

“Hilariously absurd and over the top, showcasing Sex Island as a nightmare fantasy world . . . Luella is a fantastic and funny narrator whose can-do attitude frequently places her in bizarre and dangerous situations. With a long list of suntanned suspects, the true identity of the killer remains a mystery right up until Luella puts the pieces together. This silly and surreal cozy mystery is truly unlike anything else.”—KIRKUS REVIEW (STARRED)

MURDER ON SEX ISLAND

by JO FIRESTONE

A sexy reality show.
A missing contestant.
A one-of-a-kind detective.

When a cast member goes missing from the hit reality show Sex Island, producers hire detective Luella van Horn to go undercover as a contestant and solve the case. What the producers don’t know is that the enigmatic Luella van Horn is actually a woman named Marie Jones, a divorced ex–social worker from Staten Island attempting to lead a double life as a private eye. The local press couldn’t get enough of Luella . . . until she horribly bungled her last case and a murderer went free.

Unable to resist the opportunity to be a part of her favorite trashy TV show, travel to a remote island, and embark on a journey for redemption, Marie-as-Luella takes the case. But the more she learns about Sex Island’s dark underbelly, the harder it gets to make it out alive. She encounters shady producers, sleazy directors, contestants willing to do whatever it takes to win the $100,000 grand prize—and the dead body of the show’s missing fan-favorite in her bathtub.

Will she find the killer?
Will she find herself?
Will she find love? 

Find out now, on Sex Island’s most dramatic season yet.

AUTHOR

Jo Firestone is a comedian and television writer known for her work on After Midnight with Taylor Tomlinson, ZIWE, and Joe Pera Talks With You. Her most recent comedy special, Good Timing, received a Critics Choice nomination and is available on Peacock. She co-hosts the long-running podcast Dr. Gameshow with Manolo Moreno and is the co-author of two card games, Punderdome: A Card Game for Pun Lovers and Fruits. Murder on Sex Island is her debut mystery.

FOR

. . . Readers of Janet Evanovich, Richard Osman, Elle Cosimano, and anyone looking for a hilarious homage to the sleuthing genre.

. . . Fans of Knives Out and Only Murders in the Building.

. . . Love Island enjoyers.